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Re: OMC/Matt Noncon, creepy worshipping, kidnapping, and other creepy stuff
Okay, I might fill this. This is a tentative claim on my part, but unfff I want to write this.
(Other nonnies are totally welcome to try their hand at it, obviously, because jfc this is one of the best badwrong prompts ever.)