F U C K I'm already writing an AU where Matt's taken in by the Nelson family, but Matt and Foggy are teenagers in it and it's way more serious, and...NO, SERIOUSLY, CAN I WRITE AT LEAST BITS AND PIECES OF THE NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO MATT MURDOCK AU? WITH THE LARGE EXTENDED FAMILY AND THE GUACAMOLE AND THE SILK SHEETS? AND THE GETTING DRUNK AND CRYING OVER ICE CREAM AND SUPER SENSES? AND CRIME FIGHTING WITH HELP FROM THE FAMILY? It will be ridiculous and not nearly as serious as my other fics, but I need this.

No, seriously, if it's a prompt, and I'm pretty sure it's a prompt, I'm writing this. Some of this.