Someone wrote in [community profile] daredevilkink 2015-05-01 05:47 pm (UTC)

Re: matt, stick was an asshole

THE BREAKDOWN FUCK SO PERFECT.

and YEAH in this universe they FIGHT about the fighting crime thing, don't get me wrong, foggy is in fact WE DISCUSSED THIS MASSHOLE

and matt's like WHAT WHEN NOPE

and foggy's like YOU BOUGHT THE SHEETS. YOU FEED YOURSELF REGULARLY NOW. I DIDN'T MAKE YOU SEE A SHRINK WHEN THE GUACAMOLE DISASTER CAME UP, MY BAD, YOU CLEARLY NEEDED TO BE SHRUNK.

and matt's like: FOGGY. TRUTH. JUSTICE.

YOU ARE A LAWYER I'M CALLING MOM

and matt's like NO FOGGY


(...but ok this is just RIDICULOUS I AM A SHAM TOO op because now i'm like: well of course this is the AU where Matt Murdock winds up with a family so when foggy tattles, the nelsons all get together and discuss the situation.

(matt is in the corner. foggy's mom gave him ice cream and told him she was looking at him with concern.

and in this universe, i feel like...like the nelsons get together and crowdsource this crimefighting shit. ok, fisk holds all the police in this town, police can't be trusted? take them out of the equation. this is gonna get handled. nobody in our neighborhood call the police, come talk to the nelsons if you're having trouble. need money for medical bills? what kind of medical bills, Our Matt knows an ER nurse.


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