!!!!!!!! Times like these I wish I had an AO3 account, because this deserves, like, chapters.

Also: Steve and Sam *finally* getting a lead on Bucky, bursting into this crappy little apartment in Hell's Kitchen, only to find…well, what looks like a pizza party. A pizza party where most of the participants have at least a black eye, but there's Bucky, sandwiched between a guy in a suit and a woman in nurse's scrubs.

This needs to be a thing.