Matt likes to go to Mass on sundays and Foggy and Karen go and sit on either side of him because Matt likes to go. But not without having some fun of their own. I want Foggy and Karen whispering into Matt's ear about how utterly sacreligious and divinely amazing it would be to fuck him right there in that pew.

Matt of course sits there, gripping his knee attempting to concentrate on the sermon, but failing because he's got two cockteases for life partners.

Basically, I want office ot3 with this fandom's obsession with church/sacrilege.