jfc this is like the fourth post i've made here but i can't stop

just gimme matt wearing lacy lingerie (it feels nice and soft and cotton feels like sandpaper, right, and you definitely dont want sandpaper rubbing against your naughty bits all day, so yeah, sometimes he likes wearing lingerie, sue him, he'll probably kick your ass in court anyway)

he's still careful not to wear it around foggy because he would probably think it's Weird with capital W and be totally turned off and matt's not a killer and he definitely doesnt want to be the one to kill the mood so yea

then foggy finds the lingerie in his apartment. and he's like 'wtf murdock how could you keep this from me you're a cruel cruel man i demand you wear this for me right now'

turns out, foggy loves it. yay!

would love it if when foggy first finds it he thinks matt's been cheating on him and then matt's like 'um. actually it's mine.'