"I can't stop thinking bout your hard, velvety -"
"wait. stop.'
"WHAT NOW."
"is that the microwave?"
"...NO."
"are you eating pizza rolls?"
"definitely, one-hundred-percent, absolutely not."
"fucker."
"might be eating 'em naked, though."
"i hope you spill pizza sauce on your dick."
"only if you promise to lick it off, baby."

...wtf is wrong with me. wtf.