Someone wrote in [community profile] daredevilkink 2015-05-14 08:12 pm (UTC)

Matt/any (or no pairing): Sex Toy Shopping

Elsewhere*, another nonny & I started talking about how Matt Murdock is probably Very Picky about his sex toys. Texture, materials, motor buzziness, you name it. HE CAN GIVE A TEN MINUTE RANT ABOUT PHTHALATES OKAY.

So basically I need a crackfic about either:
- Matt going with someone to a sex shop ("no, trust me, you need to go to THIS store, they're very conscientious and helpful")
- Matt's one-star sex toy reviews on Amazon, or: his hilariously snarky sex toy review blog

* for reference, the discussion, plus possibly-helpful reference links, is/are over here: http://daredevilkink.dreamwidth.org/725.html?thread=1192917#cmt1192917

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