*cackling madly* okay after I'm done here I'll make that prompt because omg comedy GOLD.
(Hey Epiphora's 'slush pile' reviews are probably also excellent research, like this one (NSFW link): http://www.heyepiphora.com/2013/08/review-flash/ which has such lines as "The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd stuffed with bees from 54 BC.")
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okay, okay. so. where are we. oh right, foggy and karen need to arrive.
Claire almost - almost! - answers the door naked when she hears the knock, but absently remembers to grab the afghan off the back of a chair, wrapping it around her on the way.
(for extra amusement, Matt should be like three steps behind her, without the presence of mind to cover himself up, and so there's a delay between Foggy+Karen seeing Claire and them seeing Matt, yeah? but do whatever, honestly, have fun. :D)
Re: Matt/Claire/Karen/Foggy: sex pollen, teamwork more more
(Hey Epiphora's 'slush pile' reviews are probably also excellent research, like this one (NSFW link): http://www.heyepiphora.com/2013/08/review-flash/ which has such lines as "The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd stuffed with bees from 54 BC.")
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okay, okay. so. where are we. oh right, foggy and karen need to arrive.
(for extra amusement, Matt should be like three steps behind her, without the presence of mind to cover himself up, and so there's a delay between Foggy+Karen seeing Claire and them seeing Matt, yeah? but do whatever, honestly, have fun. :D)