Oh, see, and here I just thought he meant a real *dick,* not that pegging isn't real anal. So I wasn't bugged at all. Y'know, for what that's worth.
(Tangent: my brain went from 'ha, yeah, Matt CAN probably tell the difference between a real dick and a synthetic one' to 'yeah okay my next prompt is probably going to be Matt going to a sex shop because he's probably PICKY AS HELL about textures and materials and the buzziness of motors, and that sounds like a fucking hiLARious fic premise, omg')
Okay so where are you stuck: before/as Foggy & Karen arrive (ie after the bit you posted above), or while the ladies are working Matt open?
Re: Matt/Claire/Karen/Foggy: sex pollen, teamwork more more
(Tangent: my brain went from 'ha, yeah, Matt CAN probably tell the difference between a real dick and a synthetic one' to 'yeah okay my next prompt is probably going to be Matt going to a sex shop because he's probably PICKY AS HELL about textures and materials and the buzziness of motors, and that sounds like a fucking hiLARious fic premise, omg')
Okay so where are you stuck: before/as Foggy & Karen arrive (ie after the bit you posted above), or while the ladies are working Matt open?