"We interview Foggy Nelson, here to tell us about the parks wildlife rehabilitation program."

"We wanted to interview the masked gardener, but he just left six raccoons in a cage outside the studio doors and to be totally honest everyone who works at this studio is afraid to move them because they keep hissing at us and our insurance is not the best. Viewers, please advise."

(by which i mean: I AM CRYING LAUGHING HELP.)