May i suggest instead: magnetic letters bc that way Matt can feel-read them and will know if Foggy's cheating (and of course he is but Matt pretends not to notice).
Also Foggy writing rude things on it with dry erase markers, or perhaps announcing his sexy intentions bc he knows Matt can't read it.
Re: Matt/Foggy - competitive sex
Also Foggy writing rude things on it with dry erase markers, or perhaps announcing his sexy intentions bc he knows Matt can't read it.