i am going through finals and fluctuating between "LET'S WRITE PORN" and "LET'S WRITE PEOPLE BEIN' FRIENDLY ASSHOLES," sorry, you caught me on a non-porn hour. i mean.

I have a feeling this is how the SEX WHITEBOARD got started.

(matt gets really pissed when he suspects foggy is cheating on THE SEX WHITEBOARD. there is a complicated system of who "wins" whenever they have sex - foggy saying, cheerful and triumphant, "ha! suck it, murdock, i told you i could get it up twice in a night!"
and matt going "whoever 'sucks it' gets ten SEX POINTS on the SEX WHITEBOARD so i don't know why you think you're winning nelson")

...uh.

i am suitably ashamed of myself.