The 'getting Foggy as a guide/service slave' one intrigues me. Does Columbia gift this to Matt/ie and then for a reduced fee, s/he can buy Foggy off them forever after graduating/passing the bar? How does Matt/ie react to poor bb Foggy? How brainwashed/obedient/cheerful is Foggy? I imagine one could take Foggy's (what I see as) desire to make people s/he loves happy and twist it into a desire to make his/her owner happy. I could also see Foggy as a competent actor who could totally fool anyone who didn't have Matt/ie's senses. If Foggy is a service slave, what's the training for that? Is it similar to service dog/animal training, but obvs more advanced? Has Foggy had happy/successful placements with Matt before? SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.