Matt: one object was good, so logically eight objects will be better! This plan couldn't possibly fail. Huh, I wonder why Master threw away the carrots. Maybe he doesn't like carrot soup

For real, though, I do like you write Frank and the boys trying to communicate despite the massive cultural gap


Every time I read about someone sticking a bottle in their ass I wonder how they'd cope if it created a vacuum effect and got stuck. I mean Frank probably knows how to carefully drill a hole in the bottle bc that's the kind of thing you learn in 'nam,