aw but Matt isn't going to care about that it being illegal in amongst everything else he does that's illegal, and he wouldn't mind a pet that bites (he'd be jealous, Matt would like to be able to go around biting people that annoyed him!)
he just needs lots of cat trees to keep him entertained

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2572043/Adorable-pet-RACCOON-taken-daily-walks-lead-just-like-dog.html

i love the story and Matt's it is a cat determination