Hopefully that's when he takes the time to call a vet/training hotline and ask what he should do about his two rescued slaves and their hypersexual behavior. (Especially since the reply is less around the lines of 'create a safe, comforting space for them' and more 'Make sure they're bonded to you before you let your friends borrow them, and use the money you're saving on aphrodisiacs to buy plenty of lube')
Re: Slavery AU, Matt and Spider-Man end up technically owned by the Punisher