OP: it's my headcanon that fem!matt would still get called the man in the mask because of her build & because in general I see her as a soft butch lesbian. So I am here for any and all iterations of this interpretation where Claire thinks it was a hate crime and then Maddie is like shit no don't call the police this isnt what it looks like this was my fault and Claire was like oh honey no and Maddie is like no not that I mean this is actually my fault for picking a fight with the wrong people and if you call the police or hospital they will kill everyone.