Someone wrote in [community profile] daredevilkink 2015-12-10 04:08 am (UTC)

Humor: Matt gets a pet or the one where its clear he's blinder than blind

Matt finds a baby cat in the gutter one day. He can tell its mother is dead a little bit aways from it and it has no siblings. So he takes it in, bathes its, buys kitten food, litter and generally is happy with his pet. Only Matt doesn't have a cat, he has a baby raccoon.

Foggy discovers this when he comes over and is greeted by hissing and glowing eyes in Matt's empty apartment (and damn it, Matt the sighted need light bulbs!).

Cue Matt's unhappiness when he has to give it up to an animal rescue.

(You won't get a seeing eye dog but you get a raccoon. A raccoon!"

"Cats are independent creatures, Foggy. I thought, you know baby and cat. It was fine."

"It was a raccoon."

"I'll miss him."

"Her."

"Shut up, Foggy.")

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