Maybe it's like vampire bats where they pee a lot of it out so the poop situation is less dire. That pretty much necessitates plasma golden showers tho. Or an intermission between feeding and fucking so Frank can step out for a piss.
That's life though. You take the good with the bad and sometimes that means kissing your lover goodnight then walking out with a bucket of your own poo to dump in the outhouse or fertilize the church gardens before the sun comes up
Re: Matt/Vampire!Frank
Maybe it's like vampire bats where they pee a lot of it out so the poop situation is less dire. That pretty much necessitates plasma golden showers tho. Or an intermission between feeding and fucking so Frank can step out for a piss.
That's life though. You take the good with the bad and sometimes that means kissing your lover goodnight then walking out with a bucket of your own poo to dump in the outhouse or fertilize the church gardens before the sun comes up