The image of Matt cheesily offering to fill Frank from both ends has got to be on my top ten favorite things to come out of this meme. You're very welcome, and thank you.
Yes, getting the altar covered in poo is probably not a good idea. And there's always the chance of Peter walking in on them. Wouldn't want to scar him for life.
Re: Matt/Vampire!Frank
Yes, getting the altar covered in poo is probably not a good idea. And there's always the chance of Peter walking in on them. Wouldn't want to scar him for life.