It is nice to know that I'm not alone. There are at least two active bulbs in this kinky motel sign. :D

Thank you for helping me justify the idea of Matt cheesily offering to fill Frank from both ends. I do feel like this would have to be in Matt's home, though, because there's fucking on the altar and then there's running a risk of getting a lot of poo on the altar and the line has to be somewhere.