But someone objects, "Hey now, you can't just pay for dead air, we need some content up in here."

So Foggy manages to buy out Matt's five minutes, but the price is he actually has to throw in a few kisses every time the crowd starts getting antsy.

(there'd be a digital camera on-site, but I'm thinking maybe Polaroids, too? How long does it take Polaroids to develop? Maybe that's how they stretch out the time. Kiss, take picture, wait for picture to develop, cousins critique hand placement, kiss again...)