"And you said *I* have trust issues? When you're hiding this!"

"Hey it's not like-"
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"Oh, not like that? Then what is it? Not only do you not tell me YOU ARE CRIME FIGHTING but you DO IT WITH HER AND NOT ME!"

"Is Daredevil and the Steel Eel a thing?"

"Stop trying to make the Steel Eel a thing, Tony. They're the Eel Duo."

"That's stupid."

"And yours is better, Steve?"

"I'm a certified genius. But seriously, this doesn't seem coupley?"

"Give the fact that the female half of the Eel Duo is laughing I don't think so."

"If you think this is a secret M-Daredevil. I killed someone."

"WHAT?!" Both Daredevil and the Stee-Damn it Tony!- other guy yelled.

"Okay, that's it. We're all getting therapy!" The male duo said.

"Oh no-"

"Yes. We're do it and getting a drink."

"As long as they don't address the fact that we're alcoholics I'm fine."

"We're not alcoholics." Daredevil and his partner (?) said at once. Then the male duo glowered.

"All you had in your fridge was beer and relish."

"I had eggs."

"Which were eaten in our drunken date night."

"They tasted awful." The female added, which was interesting. Maybe trio? That was a thing now. Steve remembered.

"Guys, leaving now." Daredevil growled. "We have an audience."They all glowered and vanished into the shadows of Hell's Kitchen.