I want Foggy as a unicorn in human disguise, possibly in a family of unicorns in human disguise, because being a horse is fairly boring honestly.
+10 if Foggy wonders why all his closest friends (Matt, Karen, Marci, Brett) are such assholes when unicorns are supposed to be attracted to the pure of heart. +100 if Foggy knows very uncomfortable things about the state of people's virginity. +1000 if Matt/Foggy happens somehow. +1000000000 for all the cheesy unicorn tropes you can manage.
Foggy is a unicorn in disguise
I want Foggy as a unicorn in human disguise, possibly in a family of unicorns in human disguise, because being a horse is fairly boring honestly.
+10 if Foggy wonders why all his closest friends (Matt, Karen, Marci, Brett) are such assholes when unicorns are supposed to be attracted to the pure of heart.
+100 if Foggy knows very uncomfortable things about the state of people's virginity.
+1000 if Matt/Foggy happens somehow.
+1000000000 for all the cheesy unicorn tropes you can manage.