So here's the thing. Matt can't stand the Avengers because they tore up his city. He thinks in some ways they are just as bad as the criminals. And he especially thinks that Captain America is the worst. He hates him so much. . .it just makes him kind of turned on sometimes, you know? He'll be listening to the news and Captain America's voice will let the reporters know what's happening and it's so patriotic and he's just so. . .he's awful. . .he's so awful that Matt just has to jerk off. Just to get it out of his system. Just this once. Ok three times. Five.