"What do you need, Anger management classes? Sparring partners? Getting laid? I have some great contacts for those. You could even beta-test my new training robots. Not for the last one, your dick would probably get caught in a metal plate, Cap knows what I mean. But I think I have the sexbot plans I drew up at 14. This could be the start of another wonderfully dysfunctional partnership between an emotionally unstable guy who causes massive property damage, and you."