"For the last time, Spider-Man, nothing happened. Now will you please put that stupid doll down."

"...OK, I see what's happening here. Daredevil, what happened to the plush Daredevil isn't the plush Daredevil's fault. He's not a stupid doll; he's a good, smart plushie with lots of friends. Lots of friends who want to help him get away from his crazy, gun-toting, skull wearing stalker."

"Spider-Man...how many heroes did you talk to about this?"

"Umm...all of them?"

"Dammit! I've got to warn the Punisher."

"Sorry DD, but this is for your own good." *Proceeds to web Daredevil to the nearest wall.*