But where is the monologue to go with the 'sighted person' costume (the one that comes out when he gets tipsy 'look at me, I'm a sighted person, I'm always setting off my car alarm at 4AM because even with sight and the smug sense of superiority that comes with it I can't keep track of where I left a 2ton metal vehicle. Yet I still am 'amazed' that a blind guy can keep track of his apartment keys. Now let's go fight on the internet over whether the dress is gold or blue' )