Karen is at the office for 3AM sad purposes. Matt stops in for his first aid kit with a concussion
"Foggy, there's someone in the office and I'm super fucked up right now. I can't hear and there's some kind of weird burned dirt smell and I can't pick out their scent over that and my own blood. did the realtor say anything about a burial ground? Should I go for the salt? I'm gonna set off the sprinklers and go for the salt
"Foggy I'm in the office making coffee and some creepy moaning bleeding figure is skulking around Matt's office and I can't call the police for reasons. I told you that was blood I found in the kitchenette sink. I'm going for the pepper spray, Fucking NY and your murdering 4 eyed ghoul bastards"
It all serves to highlight the importance of honesty and proper communication in the workplace. Truly a terrifying story that does not involve Matt screaming like a banshee bc omg this water is filthy and disgusting why did nobody tell me that sprinklers could grow algae
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"Foggy, there's someone in the office and I'm super fucked up right now. I can't hear and there's some kind of weird burned dirt smell and I can't pick out their scent over that and my own blood. did the realtor say anything about a burial ground? Should I go for the salt? I'm gonna set off the sprinklers and go for the salt
"Foggy I'm in the office making coffee and some creepy moaning bleeding figure is skulking around Matt's office and I can't call the police for reasons. I told you that was blood I found in the kitchenette sink. I'm going for the pepper spray, Fucking NY and your murdering 4 eyed ghoul bastards"
It all serves to highlight the importance of honesty and proper communication in the workplace. Truly a terrifying story that does not involve Matt screaming like a banshee bc omg this water is filthy and disgusting why did nobody tell me that sprinklers could grow algae