stop webbing up plates do you know how much of a pain it is to get webbing off the good china, no, Spider-Man, it is not a cool trick it'll get us both grounded

"punch them. hard."
"I don't have your upper body strength, I can't punch them into another dimension."

they have actually gotten bailed from jail by N&M more than once because they broke into a place and got caught by the police on their way out, and eventually whenever Brett spies one of the kids in a jail cell he's just like "so how bad are you grounded this time" "really bad". eventually Karen shows them how to look through financial records for what they need instead of like, punching people in the face until they spit out answers along with teeth.

(there is also a surprisingly high amount of people who show up at Nelson & Murdock and explain that they were given a business card by one of those costumed superheroes hanging around, they have a legal problem and they need help. some of those people have bruises bc they were sort of locked in a fight.)