"In other news, Tony Stark is facing his biggest sexual harassment lawsuit yet after another super alleges that Stark 'shot an experimental/alien/stolen villain tech Ray at [his] buttocks' and opened an inter dimensional rift inside the other super's rectum. Scientists are not sure where the rift leads, but there is definitely sentient life on the other side. Stark has filed his own suit, alleging that the rift legally belongs to him and refusing to cooperate with scientific examinations is tantamount to theft of interdimsional property"