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DD: (a few days later) So how are things going with Matt?
Foggy: *throws a muffin at his head* WHY are you HERE jesus CHRIST
DD: What, I can't check in on you? I don't remember it being a bad break-up.
Foggy: This is my GRANDMA'S HOUSE and I NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT IT
DD: Details. When are you going to talk to Matt?
Foggy: *sullenly* Maybe I already have.
DD: *snorts* You have not.
Foggy: ...How much are you stalking me?
DD: No more than usual.
Foggy: That...that does not. Um. Help. In any way. Actually.
DD: You know what's not helping? You not talking to Matt.
Foggy: WHY ARE YOU SO INVESTED IN MY LACK OF LOVE LIFE.
DD: Because you don't currently have a love life for me to be invested in instead. Also, this is a very good muffin.
Foggy: You--we made them for MATT, stop EATING them.
DD: *pauses* They...are? Really? But he's not even here.
Foggy: *mumbles* Yeah, well, I was going to take them to him tomorrow. They're his favourite.
DD: *smirks* Well, look at that. They're my favourite, too.

AYRT

"Details." PFFFFT - Ahahahahaha!

Also, I nearly did a spittake at the "How much are you stalking me?" "No more than usual." exchange. Because that is hilarious and perfect. (And completely true, I will not be convinced otherwise. In Matt's mind, protective stalking = love.)

"Because you don't currently have a love life for me to be invested in instead. Also, this is a very good muffin." BAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG, Matt. And Foggy is precious.

Actually, everything about this is perfect, and you should write more. Please? :D

;)

I JUST HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS ABOUT MATT BEING A LOVING CREEPER OKAY

(Responding from phone, please excuse typos - may add to this at work tmrw if I have time)

THAT IS GOOD. BECAUSE MATT *IS* A LOVING CREEPER. AND I SHARE YOUR FEELINGS AND WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF THEM. :D

(No worries! I will look forward to more whenever it appears. <3)

Foggy: (a few days later) Hey, Matty, can we talk for a sec?
Matt: *sits up very abruptly* YES. Yes. I love talking. Let’s totally talk. Great.
Foggy: Awesome. So, uh...I know I’ve been kind of distant lately.
Matt: *cheerfully* That’s okay. I figured you needed some time to yourself. Or were seeing someone.
Foggy: *strangled noise* Something like that.
Matt: Or visiting your grandma. The muffins were great, by the way, thank you.
Foggy: Oh, yeah, anytime.
Matt: You’re so good to me.
Foggy: Yeah, well, you know--
Matt: I want to be good to you, too.
Foggy: *chokes* Oh. OH. Well. That’s. Great, buddy. So, uh--
Matt: *leans forward eagerly* Yes?
Foggy: I just.
Matt: Yeees?
Foggy: I, um.
Matt: Yeeees?
Foggy: Wanted to be sure you were okay. And didn’t feel. Uh. Stalked, or anything.
Matt: *deflates* Stalked?
Foggy: Yeah. I have this ex in town who’s, um. Kind of. Crazy. I think.
Matt: *flatly* Crazy.
Foggy: Yeah. So I just wanted to make sure he wasn’t giving you any shit.
Matt: Oh.
Foggy: So, everything is good?
Matt: Uh. Yeah. Good. Great.
(later)
DD: *pops into Foggy’s flat* Do you need help confessing?
Foggy: *throws a whisk at him* sTOP sTALKING uS
DD: Seriously, should I write you a script?
Foggy: nO I am cOOKING DINNER go AWAY
DD: I brought wine. *holds up a bottle of white wine that creepily complements the fish frying on the stove* And a spreadsheet of date suggestions based on activities both of you are known to enjoy. *holds up thumbdrive*
Foggy: *whimpers*
DD: And a gift card to Spartacus Se--
Foggy: Finish that sentence and I will end you, so help me, God.

Omg, this is perfect. ~~Now, I want to do a snippet where Daredevil is a different person and is trying to help Foggy woo Matt.~~

Oh. Oh, anon. OH, I encourage this!

Daredevil: breaking down crime in Hell's Kitchen and building up hearts!

ULTIMATE MATCHMAKER DAREDEVIL

DARECUPID

~~please stop me~~

No, no, don't stop. Omg, okay so I've been writing this au in which 616 Matt winds up in the MCU (it's the selfcesty one), so with some alterations this is doable.

(snippet!anon)

OMG that would totally make it work!
Holy fuck, especially if it were like, 616!Matt still loved Foggy but it wasn't reciprocated, or they didn't get their shit together before he lost Foggy, so he's desperate for MCU!Matt and Foggy to mAKE IT OH NO SO SAD NOW

XD I was thinking something more happier like 616 Matt thinking maybe his Foggy might be into him and he missed the hints based on seeing MCU Matt and Foggy's interactions and then, when he gets back, starts to woo Foggy.

This needs to be another prompt now. XD

(can't-write-crack!anon)

Please DO prompt that! 616!Matt gets plot-deviced into the MCU, and seeing Matt and Foggy there gives him ideas? I'd love to see that written!

(Granted, that might end in threesomes as well, because Kirsten is actually pretty awesome in her own right.)

Re: Daredevil/Foggy & Matt/Foggy, Foggy doesn't know they are the same person

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Re: Daredevil/Foggy & Matt/Foggy, Foggy doesn't know they are the same person

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(Upthread anon again!)

DON'T YOU DARE STOP

Also, I approve of the idea of Daredevil trying to matchmake Foggy and Matt. Because, again, utterly wrong and completely hilarious.

Hell, I was one of the people eyeing a prompt on Part - uh, 2, I think? - which asked for Matt & Daredevil as two separate people. Who both loved Foggy. And Foggy loved both of them in return. Haven't taken a stab in earnest yet because I can't pin down who Matt would be if he's not DD on the side. Well, and because it was spiralling out into a massive AU epic. BUT I DIGRESS.

(snippet!anon)

Wait, was that prompt wanting a threesome, or was it wanting Foggy to choose between them? Because if it was choosing, OHHH NOOOOO SO SAD

(I mean. I would go MattFoggy every time because FRIENDSHIP PREVAILS but. POOR FOGGY.)

(can't-write-crack!anon)

That actually wasn't me who posted that, but for what my opinion's worth? I'd go for a threesome. Or for 616!Matt getting MCU!Matt & MCU!Foggy together because it makes him vicariously happy. (Because he misses his Foggy and he's shit-scared of losing him.)

But there's also the possibility that 616!Matt would get home and the MCU-boys' interactions make him consider his Foggy in a whole new light.

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Re: Daredevil/Foggy & Matt/Foggy, Foggy doesn't know they are the same person

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ALSO, because I forgot to say this earlier, I love that Foggy's reaction to being startled by DD is to throw random crap at him. That's a whole crack-fic right there! :D

(snippet!anon)

I kind of totally love Foggy chucking shit at Matt/DD, whether it's to mess with him, enjoy seeing him show off, or out of irritation. XD After knowing he's Daredevil, I mean - obviously not chucking shit at his best friend while thinking he'd have no way to block it. XD

(can't-write-crack!anon)

Yes, yes, yes. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. XD I do subscribe to pretty much any headcanon that involves Foggy flinging stuff at DD for any and all of the above reasons. And if he met/spent any amount of time with DD on his own - especially if DD tends to ~appear~ out of nowhere and scare the shit out of Foggy - I can see him developing the habit independently of his habits with Matt. Sort of a combination of a reflexive attempt at self-defense and a strenuous protest at DD's enjoyment of scaring him half to death. Granted, he'd carry it over after he Figured It Out. And chuck shit at both of them. Because his best friend is an asshole. A ninja asshole. XD

Re: Daredevil/Foggy & Matt/Foggy, Foggy doesn't know they are the same person

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OMG, I went to make dinner and when I came back there was moooore! <3

Sadly, I cannot quote you my favourite lines, because I would have to quote all of it. It is crazy awesome and perfect! <3

I love the fact that you and I have - despite the vast differences in tone and content of our ideas - unanimously decided that Matt Murdock so utterly fails at Being A Real Boy that it never occurs to him to just SAY SOMETHING to Foggy. XD I super loved Matt's oh-so-very eager, "let's talk, I love talking!" prodding at Foggy ("Yeeees? Yeeees?" almost made me sporfle part of dinner) and the way he just wibbles when Foggy asks uncomfortable questions because of Crazy Ex.

And OMG AGGRESSIVE MATCHMAKER DAREDEVIL. It is SO VERY WRONG. And so utterly fucking hilarious! XD Well done, anon!

(snippet!anon)

-hugs- You are the BEST cheerleader, SERIOUSLY.

And yes, I feel kind of totally sorry to the poor OP for the way we have taken over this thread by storm, but I am loving the similarities and differences between our direction with this, and the main similarity is that Matt is Socially Constipated. (Your sporfling just made me choke on my dinner!)

HE'S JUST (aggressively) LOOKING OUT FOR FOGGY'S (and his own) BEST INTERESTS OKAY ;D ;D ;D

(can't-write-crack!anon)

*hugs back* Happy to be of help! And hey, it gets me more awesome fic snips, so win-win! :D

Oh. Um. Shit. Yeah. Oops? SORRY OP! WE LOVED YOUR PROMPT SO MUCH WE CANNOT STFU. <3 The parallels in what we're doing are interesting as all hell, as well as the divergences. But yes, Matt, honey. You suck at feelings. (Ahahahaha! Sorry about that!)

*snickering* YES. EXACTLY. HE'S JUST BEING A GOOD ~~BOYFR~~ uh, ~~BEST FRIE~~ no, make that CONCERNED FRIEND WITH BENEFITS.

(snippet!anon)

I'm one of those people who never writes fic for herself due to lack of inspiration and motivation, so I only write when there are fest promps or kinkmemes. XD So yes, YOU ARE AWESOME AND GIVE ME MUSE.

SORRY-SORRY, OP! <3

(and then our Matts and Foggys collide and the Foggys commiserate over the emotional constipation of their ninja assholes and the Matts sulk in a corner and get totally paranoid that each will try to steal or hurt their own Foggy)

DD: I SAVE PEOPLE, FOGGY, THAT'S WHAT I DO, I MAKE THE WORLD BETTER, AND YOUR WORLD IS BETTER WITH MATT, SO IT'S MY JOB TO SAVE YOUR LOVE LIFE. YUP.

"Stalking is a long romantic walk that only one party knows about."

I feel like eventually Foggy gets fed up and just yanks his mask off.

Probably, but I imagine if Foggy ever agreed to begin a relationship of any sort with DD, they would have talked about needing to preserve the mask thing, and Foggy wouldn't want to go back on his word, either

True. Maybe Matt himself gets fed up and yanks it off and babbles about how he knows he's betrayed Foggy and Foggy's just "dude, I'm glad you finally told me even though I've known for months because I've been watching the way you move forever" or something.

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