Ohhh, okay! In that case, I'll just go ahead and write chunks that feel complete enough to post as I write them. :D I don't want to take so long that I lose you, but my next week or so is pretty packed! XD

Ahahahahahah. He hasn’t had someone to answer to for a long time … UNTIL NOW.
*cue Foggy yelling in the distance*
--- "GOD BLESS IT, MATTHEW, I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP THE ORGANIC MILK ON THE WAY HOME FROM REAPING SOULS."
... i'M SORRY, that was the first thing that came to mind. xD