imagine stick trying to be his snarky, unaffected self and mocking matt's life choices right to all of their faces because seriously, how sad is this, matty got himself a child army because he was too much of a pussy to fight his own battles. "this is why i ditched him, he's always been useless" etc

and that's the story about how stick got his ass kicked by a bunch of angry, overprotective teenagers

matt tries to be mad at them but knowing what happened and how bad it will forever stick in stick's craw is just the funniest thing he's ever heard. seriously though they're all incredibly grounded (but no tell him the story one more time...)