i'm sorry i just laughed out loud in my house imagining matt pulling his stoic "stick i do not care about the things you say" routine, and BAM his tentacles smacking stick around every time he crosses a line

(...okay, also. uh. dear LORD i need church because here i am thinking about how matt sometimes has wet dreams about being full and worked over the way he could never imagine asking a partner to do while he's awake? and waking up with a tentacle still in him and being painfully ashamed and desperately turned on in spite of it?)