So Stick cuts off the tentacles, and it doesn't even hurt Matt, but he's so relieved to have them gone. Matt's like, "Oh God, thanks Stick, I don't know why I didn't think of-"
And then they grow back. "Okay," Matt says, "maybe you should just kill me."
Stick is tempted, because the tentacles are mad at him for cutting them, but he Matt is too useful a weapon to kill, so he just has to put up with the slapping and the cuddling.
Re: Tentacle porn
So Stick cuts off the tentacles, and it doesn't even hurt Matt, but he's so relieved to have them gone. Matt's like, "Oh God, thanks Stick, I don't know why I didn't think of-"
And then they grow back. "Okay," Matt says, "maybe you should just kill me."
Stick is tempted, because the tentacles are mad at him for cutting them, but he Matt is too useful a weapon to kill, so he just has to put up with the slapping and the cuddling.