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Re: Tentacle porn
Foggy: So when your grandma used to say the Murdock boys had the devil in 'em -
Matt: I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS LITERAL, I SWEAR
Foggy: This is kind of more 'eldritch god' than 'Lucifer', though, yanno?
Matt: STOP JOKING AND HELP
Foggy: Dude, they're YOUR tentacles being all touchy feely! You stop!
Matt: I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY'RE MOVING AGAINST MY WILL
Foggy: So when that little one with the freckle punched the mugger trying to sneak up on me...
Matt: FIRST TIME I EVER SAW IT. MUST HAVE BEEN INSTINCT.
Foggy: They tried to hug Claire while you were smothering yourself in a pillow.
Matt: I KNOW. I FELT THEM. I COULDN'T STOP.
Foggy: So the one crawling into my pants -
Matt: PLEASE KILL ME I'M SORRY
Foggy: No hey who said I was complain - WHOA there, that - oh god, look at you shiver. You REALLY feel that, huh?
Matt: *whimpers*