Someone wrote in [community profile] daredevilkink 2015-07-05 07:15 pm (UTC)

Re: Tentacle porn

omg. YES.

Foggy: So when your grandma used to say the Murdock boys had the devil in 'em -

Matt: I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS LITERAL, I SWEAR

Foggy: This is kind of more 'eldritch god' than 'Lucifer', though, yanno?

Matt: STOP JOKING AND HELP

Foggy: Dude, they're YOUR tentacles being all touchy feely! You stop!

Matt: I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY'RE MOVING AGAINST MY WILL

Foggy: So when that little one with the freckle punched the mugger trying to sneak up on me...

Matt: FIRST TIME I EVER SAW IT. MUST HAVE BEEN INSTINCT.

Foggy: They tried to hug Claire while you were smothering yourself in a pillow.

Matt: I KNOW. I FELT THEM. I COULDN'T STOP.

Foggy: So the one crawling into my pants -

Matt: PLEASE KILL ME I'M SORRY

Foggy: No hey who said I was complain - WHOA there, that - oh god, look at you shiver. You REALLY feel that, huh?

Matt: *whimpers*

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