(just imagine the helpful alien/magicians who hear about braille, say, and are like "oh! OH! you use your hands to navigate! but you only have two? that's gotta suck, here, have A BUNCH MORE APPENDAGES"
and matt's all "NO. NO NO - STOP LAUGHING, HAWKEYE - WHY WON'T THEY LISTEN TO ME THEY DON'T DO WHAT I WANT?"
helpful alien/magician: "oh, they do exactly what you want. EXACTLY."
matt: "why am i not STRANGLING MYSELF then? explain?!?")
Re: Tentacle porn
(just imagine the helpful alien/magicians who hear about braille, say, and are like "oh! OH! you use your hands to navigate! but you only have two? that's gotta suck, here, have A BUNCH MORE APPENDAGES"
and matt's all "NO. NO NO - STOP LAUGHING, HAWKEYE - WHY WON'T THEY LISTEN TO ME THEY DON'T DO WHAT I WANT?"
helpful alien/magician: "oh, they do exactly what you want. EXACTLY."
matt: "why am i not STRANGLING MYSELF then? explain?!?")