("Congratulations, Matthew. Previously the Satanists were just some atheists who thought it clever to pull at our pigtails for attention, but now, ever since a certain individual deciding to go traipsing around in a red suit with horns, they've gotten serious."
"I know...I know...I'm sorry...I didn't..."
"And what a suit it is! Do you know that Rhonda Carter came to me yesterday in a panic that Elizabeth has constructed a shrine to our local devil? An entire drawer lined with pictures. Apparently she's quite taken with this person. Truly, congratulations are in order - you've succeeded in making Satan sexy!")
Re: Daredevil spurs rise in urban satanism
("Congratulations, Matthew. Previously the Satanists were just some atheists who thought it clever to pull at our pigtails for attention, but now, ever since a certain individual deciding to go traipsing around in a red suit with horns, they've gotten serious."
"I know...I know...I'm sorry...I didn't..."
"And what a suit it is! Do you know that Rhonda Carter came to me yesterday in a panic that Elizabeth has constructed a shrine to our local devil? An entire drawer lined with pictures. Apparently she's quite taken with this person. Truly, congratulations are in order - you've succeeded in making Satan sexy!")