author!anon: I'm not thinking about it. "I could train a raptor," Matt mutters petulantly under his breath and Foggy hears "I want to train a raptor," which sends him into panic mode of course.
"NO MATT, YOU CAN'T TRAIN RAPTORS, I ALREADY WORRY ABOUT YOU FALLING OFF BUILDINGS, I'M NOT GOING TO CONSTANTLY WORRY ABOUT YOU BEING EATEN TOO, KAREN, TELL HIM HES NOT ALLOWED NEAR RAPTORS."
and Karen at her desk doesn't even look up, she's doing WORK unlike some of the people in this office. "Matt, you're not allowed near raptors. Unless they're trying to eat us," because that is, as always, the exception to the rule.
And I'm not thinking about Owen trying to remind himself that Matt is a people, he should not use his mad skills on Matt as if he were a raptor, there's probably something vaguely morally wrong with that. Even if it would work. Even if it would TOTALLY work, Matt is basically a confused raptor in a human body, all Owen wants to do is help.
Oh, and OWEN GRADY, AVENGERS CONSULTANT ON DINOSAURS AND TOOTHY MONSTERS, because that is a thing, that is definitely a thing, Loki rides a dinosaur through times square and the avengers are like "ah, fuck, somebody call Grady."
Re: Mini!Fill: JURASSIC UNIVERSE/DAREDEVIL (Matt/Owen)
"NO MATT, YOU CAN'T TRAIN RAPTORS, I ALREADY WORRY ABOUT YOU FALLING OFF BUILDINGS, I'M NOT GOING TO CONSTANTLY WORRY ABOUT YOU BEING EATEN TOO, KAREN, TELL HIM HES NOT ALLOWED NEAR RAPTORS."
and Karen at her desk doesn't even look up, she's doing WORK unlike some of the people in this office. "Matt, you're not allowed near raptors. Unless they're trying to eat us," because that is, as always, the exception to the rule.
And I'm not thinking about Owen trying to remind himself that Matt is a people, he should not use his mad skills on Matt as if he were a raptor, there's probably something vaguely morally wrong with that. Even if it would work. Even if it would TOTALLY work, Matt is basically a confused raptor in a human body, all Owen wants to do is help.
Oh, and OWEN GRADY, AVENGERS CONSULTANT ON DINOSAURS AND TOOTHY MONSTERS, because that is a thing, that is definitely a thing, Loki rides a dinosaur through times square and the avengers are like "ah, fuck, somebody call Grady."