ok so very recently I came across a Spider-Man Infinite comic, you know, the one where he ends up with memory loss and accidentally becomes part of a gang or something. look, I only read the synopsis, but. what I'm getting at here is: amnesiac!Matt and Foggy. they wake up together, SOMEHOW, and panic. a lot. and then after that initial panic they realize that Matt's wearing, like, this red leather devil suit, and Foggy was prob fresh from being kidnapped by incompetent villains or something so he's still cuffed.
what I'm saying here is: they think they're boyfriends who are really into roleplay. and then imagine how freaked out either of them get when they find out about Matt's super-senses and also the part where he's got a few cracked ribs.
("cracked!!" Foggy shrieks.
"I'm pretty sure they're bruised," says Matt, only to hold his side and wince. "bruised.")
I lost track of where I was going but, like, amnesiac!Matt/Foggy assuming hey're boyfriends when actually they're not and having a shared freak-out. that's all I want.
[Matt/Foggy] starts playing Who Am I from Les Mis
what I'm saying here is: they think they're boyfriends who are really into roleplay. and then imagine how freaked out either of them get when they find out about Matt's super-senses and also the part where he's got a few cracked ribs.
("cracked!!" Foggy shrieks.
"I'm pretty sure they're bruised," says Matt, only to hold his side and wince. "bruised.")
I lost track of where I was going but, like, amnesiac!Matt/Foggy assuming hey're boyfriends when actually they're not and having a shared freak-out. that's all I want.