So I'm pretty sure I just watched The Worst Blowjob Ever on Tumblr just now. It lasted about 2 minutes and at the end the guy just lost his hard-on because I think the chick was actually hurting him because she was too busy trying to be a porn star for the camera, haha. But it was so funny because he was like: "It's gone." And she's like: "HOW?!"

So I want somebody giving Matt a blowjob and it's just the most awful thing ever and he's over-sensitized and it hurts and he doesn't even come from it (and maybe that's what he wants?)