Matt = Hercules, Foggy = Meg, Fisk = Hades, Leland and Wesley = scarier/more competent versions of Pain and Panic, Phil = Claire & Karen or Ben or Father Lantom (because Stick is an abusive asshole and isn't supportive like Phil needs to be).

If you can find a way to fit in Vanessa (the equivalent of Persephone, I guess? This character wasn't in the movie), I will love you. Also, if you find a way to make it sexy/include a Matt/Foggy sex scene (with top!Matt) in the story or after, you win the internet. Can be upbeat like the movie, or make it a little darker, whatever floats your boat :)

I just really just want to see these nerds exchange snarky, rapid-fire dialogue and deal with mystical mayhem in togas.