Foggy doesn't really like to think or talk about that one really drunken, really stupid night in college where he decided to get Matt's name tattooed on him in a weird 'property of' kind of way that had made total sense at the time. Matt will never know about it, right. Only, one day, for one reason or another, Karen sees the tattoo and blurts it out and holy fuck, this is really awkward.

And of course, this all leads to Matt finding it ridiculously hot and wish it actually did say property of and basically just lots of sex.