Matt and Steve have a good casual, friends-with-benefits thing going on. Then, somehow, Steve's super sperm manage to get through all their birth control methods, and Matt winds up pregnant. Steve would never abandon his child nor his friend (who he's NOT developing tender feelings for, what gave you that idea), and so him and Matt embark on the journey of parenthood together.
• Natasha pretends to be Daredevil. Criminals note that Daredevil seems a whole lot quieter than usual and that his moves seem a lot more...sensual? There are some confused feelings when the real Daredevil returns.
• Matt does one of those pregnant yoga classes. All the other expecting parents are jealous, because Matt can contort himself into a pretzel and his partner looks a lot like Captain America??? It's kind of uncanny.
• Sam and Foggy get into a "who's the most enthusiastic uncle" fight. Bucky wins.
• The Avengers' advice ranges from the actually useful (Clint's) to potentially dangerous (Tony's) to definitely dangerous (Thor's.)
• Matt has the most godawful cravings and his sex drive becomes absurd. It's a fifty-fifty shot if he's waking Steve up in the middle of the night for salt-and-vinegar chips with peanut butter or to ride him into the mattress. Sometimes it's both.
• Steve's obviously has always been attracted to Matt, but with Matt being all plump with his baby and smelling like him has awakened some primeval alpha instincts in Steve he did not know he possessed.
• Tony and Pepper are an alpha-alpha pair quite content to do the no kids thing. Instead, they sets up these huge college trust funds for both Clint's kids and the Matt-Steve baby.
• Steve's been in love with Matt since like the second time they slept together, but has been keeping it under wraps since everyone Steve loves has horrible shit happen to them. Matt realizes his own feelings when he's about four months along.
• Thor's gift to the couple is the pelt of a fearsome bear-wolf he wrestled into submission upon a wild and untamed moon, as befitting the child of great warriors.
• Matt's the type that can be back out fighting criminals 45 minutes after birth, while Steve has to go through all his breathing exercises because oh God there's a tiny human that's half him in the world now what do.
• In the courtroom, Matt makes the whole "wounded blind pregnant omega" thing work for him. It's very difficult to disagree with him when he speaks so elegantly and smells so very nice.
• Matt's baby shower.
• Foggy was the first person to find out, and was actually right outside the bathroom when Matt was taking the pregnancy test, as Matt needed someone to check the results. He's not quite sure what to make of Captain America knocking his best friend up.
• Mrs. Nelson considers the baby her grandchild. Steve winds up at the Nelson family Christmas party somehow? He's getting the shovel talk from Foggy's dad?? What is his life??? (Steve is approved, as he is the nice Irish boy their Matty deserves.)
• Matt needs a two bedroom apartment now, so he drags Steve apartment hunting.
• Father Lantom wonders how he became so involved in superhero melodrama.
• The baby is given a nice, Biblical name. Like, I don't know, Peter.
I can't even prompt this now, I'm feeling possessive.
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Matt and Steve have a good casual, friends-with-benefits thing going on. Then, somehow, Steve's super sperm manage to get through all their birth control methods, and Matt winds up pregnant. Steve would never abandon his child nor his friend (who he's NOT developing tender feelings for, what gave you that idea), and so him and Matt embark on the journey of parenthood together.
• Natasha pretends to be Daredevil. Criminals note that Daredevil seems a whole lot quieter than usual and that his moves seem a lot more...sensual? There are some confused feelings when the real Daredevil returns.
• Matt does one of those pregnant yoga classes. All the other expecting parents are jealous, because Matt can contort himself into a pretzel and his partner looks a lot like Captain America??? It's kind of uncanny.
• Sam and Foggy get into a "who's the most enthusiastic uncle" fight. Bucky wins.
• The Avengers' advice ranges from the actually useful (Clint's) to potentially dangerous (Tony's) to definitely dangerous (Thor's.)
• Matt has the most godawful cravings and his sex drive becomes absurd. It's a fifty-fifty shot if he's waking Steve up in the middle of the night for salt-and-vinegar chips with peanut butter or to ride him into the mattress. Sometimes it's both.
• Steve's obviously has always been attracted to Matt, but with Matt being all plump with his baby and smelling like him has awakened some primeval alpha instincts in Steve he did not know he possessed.
• Tony and Pepper are an alpha-alpha pair quite content to do the no kids thing. Instead, they sets up these huge college trust funds for both Clint's kids and the Matt-Steve baby.
• Steve's been in love with Matt since like the second time they slept together, but has been keeping it under wraps since everyone Steve loves has horrible shit happen to them. Matt realizes his own feelings when he's about four months along.
• Thor's gift to the couple is the pelt of a fearsome bear-wolf he wrestled into submission upon a wild and untamed moon, as befitting the child of great warriors.
• Matt's the type that can be back out fighting criminals 45 minutes after birth, while Steve has to go through all his breathing exercises because oh God there's a tiny human that's half him in the world now what do.
• In the courtroom, Matt makes the whole "wounded blind pregnant omega" thing work for him. It's very difficult to disagree with him when he speaks so elegantly and smells so very nice.
• Matt's baby shower.
• Foggy was the first person to find out, and was actually right outside the bathroom when Matt was taking the pregnancy test, as Matt needed someone to check the results. He's not quite sure what to make of Captain America knocking his best friend up.
• Mrs. Nelson considers the baby her grandchild. Steve winds up at the Nelson family Christmas party somehow? He's getting the shovel talk from Foggy's dad?? What is his life??? (Steve is approved, as he is the nice Irish boy their Matty deserves.)
• Matt needs a two bedroom apartment now, so he drags Steve apartment hunting.
• Father Lantom wonders how he became so involved in superhero melodrama.
• The baby is given a nice, Biblical name. Like, I don't know, Peter.
I can't even prompt this now, I'm feeling possessive.