op here: well if anything, this reply made me start laughing so hard i started coughing. hurray for being sick!

and that's what i figured! i mean, if i can make All My Dreams Come True this is just going to be one big happy fuckfest involving tentacles. matt fucking himself is Only Just The Beginning. i figured they'd obey his subconscious (since matt loves Everyone and wants to touch them and be touched by them but as you mentioned before, he's a sad miserable cupcake who isn't good at touch initiation) and therefore start doing things he's embarrassed of them doing because he has too much restraint to do it himself.

i'm really psyched to fill this, though, like for real. and anon you are a saint for, er, guiding me through this.