Thanks for the script and advice! I'm worried, mostly, about coming off as ungrateful for comments or something like that, but at the same time, I'd rather let them know that if what they really really want out of the fic is x y z, they should be looking in a different place.

(Also I am slightly annoyed at the commenter because, well, I sort of already clarified in the story that there really is never going to be any q r t at all because reasons.)