Person A goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet. To their surprise, they find that Person B and a few of their friends have proudly filled the place with caviar. Person A has no problems with caviar - they quite enjoy the delicacy when they’ve tried it, though they tend to be a meat-and-potatoes kind of person. But this - this is a lot of caviar.
Person A: That…is a lot of caviar. Person B: I’m sorry? Person A: I said, that’s a lot of caviar, haha. Person B: You got a problem with caviar? Person A: No, there’s just a lot of it. Person B: Why are you hating on caviar? Person A: I don’t hate caviar! Person B: Then why are you talking about it? Person A: Because there’s a mountain of caviar right in front of me. It’s a little weird. Person B: So caviar is weird? Person A: What, no, I didn’t say that. Caviar is caviar. It’s the mountains of caviar that’s out of the ordinary. You don’t normally see mountains of caviar. That’s kind of worthy of note. Person B: You need to stop talking shit about caviar. Person A: …you know what? I just want a burger. Person B: Burgers are better than caviar now? Person A: It’s not an either/or situation. You eat your mountains of caviar and I’ll go find my burger. Person B: You saying we should take our caviar and leave? Or we should just stop eating our caviar? Person A: I never said that.
Admittedly, my position in this argument is pretty obvious, but I swear to God, this is what this discussion sounds like to me.
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Person A goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet. To their surprise, they find that Person B and a few of their friends have proudly filled the place with caviar. Person A has no problems with caviar - they quite enjoy the delicacy when they’ve tried it, though they tend to be a meat-and-potatoes kind of person. But this - this is a lot of caviar.
Person A: That…is a lot of caviar.
Person B: I’m sorry?
Person A: I said, that’s a lot of caviar, haha.
Person B: You got a problem with caviar?
Person A: No, there’s just a lot of it.
Person B: Why are you hating on caviar?
Person A: I don’t hate caviar!
Person B: Then why are you talking about it?
Person A: Because there’s a mountain of caviar right in front of me. It’s a little weird.
Person B: So caviar is weird?
Person A: What, no, I didn’t say that. Caviar is caviar. It’s the mountains of caviar that’s out of the ordinary. You don’t normally see mountains of caviar. That’s kind of worthy of note.
Person B: You need to stop talking shit about caviar.
Person A: …you know what? I just want a burger.
Person B: Burgers are better than caviar now?
Person A: It’s not an either/or situation. You eat your mountains of caviar and I’ll go find my burger.
Person B: You saying we should take our caviar and leave? Or we should just stop eating our caviar?
Person A: I never said that.
Admittedly, my position in this argument is pretty obvious, but I swear to God, this is what this discussion sounds like to me.