omg, SAME. There was a fic around a while ago with Jen pegging Matt (*coughs/sweats*), and of course that's not gonna happen in comics canon but I read it before I read the comics and some tiny ridiculous part of my brain was still going "...but what if?".

As for the comics timelines - yeah, I haven't even read all that much and I'm already confused. Matt has had his identity publicly revealed like what, ten times now? I've been needing to wiki things to keep it all in order in my head. :P Also, yeah, he seems to have a lottt of girlfriend/wife/fling drama in his life.